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Post by Rychu725 on Aug 30, 2013 10:44:05 GMT -5
So I would consider you quite short for 11th grade...Do you?
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Post by Aquablast on Aug 30, 2013 13:45:58 GMT -5
I am only 5 "6".
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Post by Corporal Levi on Sept 12, 2013 15:31:47 GMT -5
a) If you woke up one day to discover that all human beings in the immediate vicinity had been turned to trees so you ran away from home only to be confronted by Gary Oak who challenged you to a Pokemon battle but it wasn't really Gary Oak and was in fact the Colossal Titan and he punched you and you found yourself on mars to discover that NASA has been hiding things from us and mars was inhabited by giant, anthromorphic frogs, and the hippos decided to attack but luckily their leader got his finger stuck between two curtains and you discovered everything around you was teddy bears, but the teddy bears suddenly started moving and you realized they were actually grizzly bears, but luckily you discovered you were on top of a skyscraper so naturally you jumped and everything turned blue except for someone singing Bob Dylan songs behind you so you turned around but there was nothing there and pink elephants began parading around you but then they all exploded and before they could continue you hit your head on an angry duck who began roaring like a horse which caused numerous gashes to open across your body, and as you were bleeding to death you realized you didn't have a head so you grew a new one while your professor taught you bumbology, you had an epiphany but forgot what it was about and continued to fool around on mars while the autobots battled the decepticons to save earth, and you suddenly realized that you were in fact Cuneyt Arkin, the great Turkish movie star, and began smashing rocks and jumping on trampolines but one of the trampolines was a Charizard and you accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the creator of the universe but then Lee Sin the Blind Monk flashed behind you and everything became squares and you found Tommy Wiseau listening to great stories while you stood over a small child's grave for ten days straight but then zombies attacked and so you ran into the sun to escape them but it turns out it was actually chairs, not zombies that were chasing you, so you roundhouse kicked them away but you weren't Chuck Norris so the chairs grew wings instead of flying away and your team continued to ask to surrender at 15 because Sun Wukong isn't mythology but then the Vogons blew up where you were so you evaporated and died except you weren't on Earth because you were a dolphin so you realized you still had 99 lives left when your sweetest friend appeared in front of you and began to utter reassuring words but then transformed into a Stegosaurus in front of your very eyes, and then you woke up and discovered that you were the Stegosaurus, which emotion would you be feeling predominantly?
c) What do you think is the likelihood of an Ursus Maritimus Tyrannus successfully hunting down and killing a healthy adult Shunosaurus, and why?
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